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Start today with some fun Christian humor.

There was a preacher on a raft in the ocean and it began to sink. Without a life vest the preacher was drifting in the middle of the deep blue sea.

As the preacher began to tire from swimming for so long, suddenly a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”

The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

Shortly after, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”

The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”

Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven.

The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”



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