Start today with some fun Christian humor.
There was a preacher on a raft in the ocean and it began to sink. Without a life vest the preacher was drifting in the middle of the deep blue sea.
As the preacher began to tire from swimming for so long, suddenly a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”
Shortly after, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”
The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven.
The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”