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Christian Jokes: 11-21-2016

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Start today with some fun Christian humor.

Joke 1: Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.

“You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”

“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”

 

 

Joke 2: A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

 

 

Joke 3: A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”

 

Source: Email from a friend.



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2 Comments

  1. Can I tell a joke? You probably have heard it, it’s old:

    Son: Dad, can I have a car?
    Dad: Son, I would like you to cut your
    hair first.
    Son: But Jesus had long hair.
    Dad: And Jesus walked everywhere
    too.

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